Can't SWIM

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These are just cold hard facts


I can swim along the side of the pool starting in the shallow end and pushing myself along the wall

If I am distracted at all I sink

I once jumped in from the diving board

I crashed into the wall hard

I fell of a jet ski once

They said that I looked like a muskrat trying to survive

Get this hat for your chum who can't swim

You are doing them a solid in the H&S department


Wear this pom pom beanie during the chilly autumn days and all winter long. Made from 100% soft-touch acrylic, this beanie feels incredibly soft and will keep you cosy and warm.

• 100% soft-touch acrylic
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• Self-color pom pom
• Blank product sourced from China