Can't SWIM

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These are just cold hard facts


I can swim along the side of the pool starting in the shallow end and pushing myself along the wall

If I am distracted at all I sink

I once jumped in from the diving board

I crashed into the wall hard

I fell of a jet ski once

They said that I looked like a muskrat trying to survive

Get this hat for your chum who can't swim

You are doing them a solid in the H&S department


This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun.

• Structured, mid-profile, six-panel cap
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester*
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv visor, matching under-visor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• 3.5" crown (8.9 cm)
• Head circumference - 21 5/8" to 23 5/8" (54.9 cm to 60 cm)

*The percentage can change a little from hat to hat