Can't SWIM

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These are just cold hard facts


I can swim along the side of the pool starting in the shallow end and pushing myself along the wall

If I am distracted at all I sink

I once jumped in from the diving board

I crashed into the wall hard

I fell of a jet ski once

They said that I looked like a muskrat trying to survive

Get this hat for your chum who can't swim

You are doing them a solid in the H&S department


The perfect beanie has arrived! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most