So my Instagram for uber is called dumpstersquirrel. I have an account where I take selfies with interesting people that I meet. I would also talk about my hat business.
So one day a couple in their 40's from Sharbot Lake, Ontario get into the car. In my uber profile it says to
"ask me about the dumpster squirrel"
So they ask about the dumpster squirrel story. I spit that story out.
He goes
" I have a raccoon story"
He proceeds to tell me about how he had a pet raccoon.
He found a bunch of baby raccoons down a dirt road down a dirt
He kept one
Had it for 10 years
It would leave the house and come back for supper
No other raccoons were allowed in the house
He trained the raccoon to hold a spoon
He would than share a bowl of cereal with the raccoon
The raccoon died like many others before him
Death by Monster Truck
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