Trash Panda

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So my Instagram for uber is called dumpstersquirrel. I have an account where I take selfies with interesting people that I meet. I would also talk about my hat business.

So one day a couple in their 40's from Sharbot Lake, Ontario get into the car. In my uber profile it says to

"ask me about the dumpster squirrel"

So they ask about the dumpster squirrel story. I spit that story out.

He goes

" I have a raccoon story"

He proceeds to tell me about how he had a pet raccoon.

He found a bunch of baby raccoons down a dirt road down a dirt

He kept one

Had it for 10 years

It would leave the house and come back for supper

No other raccoons were allowed in the house

He trained the raccoon to hold a spoon

He would than share a bowl of cereal with the raccoon

The raccoon died like many others before him

Death by Monster Truck

Trash Panda



Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket